Battle Against Boredom

I am here to type a kickass post and chew bubble gum... but you bastards stole all of it and threw it away so you can use that cheesy one-liner!

So instead, I'm going to use a different pick-me-up. *munches*

This post is sponsored in part by Calorie Mate! (Not really, but seeing as how Naked Snake loves the stuff, I'll have to slap it on here anyway.)

Tales and Confessions

According to the title of this entry, it's going to be interesting, right? I mean, "Tales and Confessions" - it sounds like that there was originally one topic, but now we have twice the topics to talk about now! Let's go ahead and pile that stuff on!

And when you pile things onto a person, they double in size until they're so big, they're tomatoes.

It looks like the fun has been doubled! Huzzah!