Fractured Pandas

Today, I'll be talking (for once). And I'll be talking about things I love. Namely: video games!

So grab a chair and something to munch on. We'll be seeing why I'm in lamentations over one game and simultaneously exalting another.

Play on!

Umami Dream

You know how sometimes you end up partaking in an adventure you want no part of? How you end up being dragged along (nearly) against your will but are entitled to embark on the journey because you don't really have a choice in the matter? How you may or may not vocally express your disdain in what's going on?

Well, that scenario will most likely end in one of two ways:

1. The story drags on and you find yourself getting impaled by boredom and horrible times.
2. The story takes a surprising twist in a new and better direction, and you feel like a jerk for complaining about getting dragged along.

Yesterday ended up becoming one of these stories, and if my completely vague and illogical ranting from yesterday didn't indicate to you how it ended, then you're in for a surprise as you'll see here shortly.

Last night, I had a burger. But this wasn't just any burger... it was a MANLY burger.

A rather tasty surprise, mind you. Heck, this surprise is so astounding that I need to put a disclaimer label on here right now.



WARNING: The White Knight would (at this time) like to warn you about the impending content of this entry. It contains graphic images and descriptions that will probably scar you forever (in a surprisingly good way). Reading and looking at this entry will probably cause various symptoms inside your body, including (but not limited to):

• sudden mouthwatering and hunger pangs
• a sudden urge to look up an address, business website, and/or your bank account/wallet
• ill-mannered emotions aimed towards Josh for making you think like a hungry fool
• soiled pants, assuming your foodgasms are grotesquely worse than Josh's
• the sudden urge to get in your car and try out this story for yourself, and
• revulsion in any and all vegetarians.

As such, The White Knight and any of his (nonexistent) affiliates would like to take this time to absolve themselves of any damages that this delectable entry may be responsible for. You have been warned, so if you dare to read on about tasty food today, then by all means: continue, and get your taste buds ready for an awesome ride.