Foolish Preparations

As it's the end of the month, I'm going to go ahead and post something for you guys and gals. I mean, it's only fair because... well, I haven't posted much lately. All through this month there's been a drought of words and substance, and it hasn't been... well... it hasn't been cool with me. I say it's time to stop (for now). What better way to do it than with a decent entry?

GEFALLEN: *demonic voice* SIT... DOWN...

It's going to be interesting, so grab a seat. This could be a while.





CURRENT MUSIC:
Hideyuki Fukasawa - "Victory"
Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds

While there's no official soundtrack for the latest installment of the Marvel vs. Capcom games, that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it.

Anyway, fun track to do lots of things with. Between celebrating the fact that you smashed Dark Phoenix in or dancing for funsies (or anything for that matter), it's catchy and it works. What's more, it works with that one song from Space Jam too.

*races down the 101 with this piece blaring*





Afternoon, everyone. Thank you for taking some time out of your (not so) busy lives and going off to read my blog.

When you see this taped on the floor of your job, you run. Whether you're running towards the break room or running away from a potential trap, you run.

Now, to show my appreciation for your "loyalty," I'm going to give y'all a reward - free pizza!*





Anyway, as it's the end of March, that means April is coming soon... real soon. Tomorrow, in fact. To the uneducated, that means April Fools' Day is about to strike! Pranksters everywhere are going to strike the poor saps who don't know or remember about how tomorrow, April 1, is All Fools' day.

As such, I'm here to help you prepare for the pranks and the jokes and the silliness. (Somehow.)

Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D has an option where you can take a photograph with the 3DS camera and use it to create camouflage for Naked Snake to use.
In this case, I made camouflage out of Nyan Cat's rainbow trail. It turned out... pretty vibrant.

Firstly, if you have a giant wardrobe, you should wear something that won't call any attention to you whatsoever. Something plain and simple will help you blend in with the rest of the people out and about tomorrow. If you're blended in with the crowd, how can you be pranked?

Said Nyan Cat camo in action. Take a closer look at the Camo Index - 75% camouflaged?
I mean... a flamboyantly rainbow uniform against gray concrete? W-What?

I mean, you're in the crowd... almost unnoticeable. You won't be able to be seen. And therefore, you can't be pranked.

Flare Sugarfree Gum - an inferno of flavor.

Now, another pro tip: don't accept any food that's randomly presented to you. AT ALL. For all you know, it's laced with a heavy amount of spice or sour crystals or something ridiculous. I mean, sure - it's your friend and they're delivering on that [insert dish here] they promised you a week ago... but can you really trust them?

To this day I still wonder how Mr. Potato Head didn't notice Hamm was lying all that time...

Thirdly, be careful of anyone who is sounding a little too casual. Odds are that they might be lying to you and setting you up for a (hilarious) fall. I don't care how much you trust them - anyone can be a horrible prankster waiting to get you.

Orphanage trampling? So... so out of character for Fluttershy.

Lastly: make sure these pranksters don't take it too far. We don't want their harmless prank to harm someone's feelings, now, do we?





Well, that's my advice to you. Hopefully you don't get pranked tomorrow, but if you do: don't say I didn't warn ya'! Until next month, everyone! Take care until then!





* = The aforementioned pizza is not guaranteed to actually exist in real life. The White Knight Chronicles is not responsible for any lies that you might have read on its website. Also, this pizza tastes so damn good. Mmm! Aren't you just jelly?