Thursday, July 4, 2013

Freedom of Idiocy

With all the illegal fireworks that keep going off all around the neighborhood, I'm expecting one of three things to happen before midnight in this area.
  1. A (child) fatality due to a mishandled explosive.
  2. The smell of brimstone and gunpowder will make the rest of the night stink.
  3. Someone's vehicle or house gets hit. Results will vary.
Seriously. I get that the United States of America is a (somewhat) free country and that its apparent birthday is today. However, that doesn't mean one should be going off and lighting every single firework that possesses a string fuse. (Or any explosive, for that matter.)



*sighs* At the rate things are going outside, I think I'd prefer getting hit by a tank shell.

Regardless of things outside, happy Fourth of July to you Americans out there!

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